Opinions
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Long Island’s Bad Drivers Are More Than Just An Annoyance: They’re a Public Hazard
By: Chengshui Yun Anyone who has spent hours on Long Island roads knows the truth: this island has a bad driver problem. Not just an occasional careless driver, but a…
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We Are Officially Cooked
By: Ella D’Auria Lay’s potato chips are good, but they are not 11-dollars-and-a-severe-blow-to-my-dignity good. The moment I saw my friend place an order for a solitary bag of chips from…
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Human Soundboards: This Meme Doesn’t Count as Funny Anymore
By: Ella D’Auria A whopping 67% of humans have never tried pizza. In fact, 6 in every 7 have reported that they’d pick pasta over pizza any day. When asked…
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Two-Part Releases Aren’t So Wicked
Good to finally see it, isn’t it? After a torturous year of not-so-patiently waiting for Wicked: For Good, millions of fans finally witnessed the epic conclusion of Elphaba and Glinda’s…
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The Dangers of Dismantling the Department of Education
Earlier this March, President Donald Trump set out to sign an executive order that would be the preliminary step to dismantling the Department of Education, a department within the bureaucracy…
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A Voice for the Digital SAT
I took the digital PSAT in my junior year. That was the first ever digital PSAT administered to high school students nationwide—the year before, I had taken the PSAT on…



